Porter Distributed by Early 2 Bed

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Porter Distributed by Early 2 Bed- $30 www.early2bed.com

Out in the open, this cotton candy pink packer will fool no one.  Porter is designed for function only, and without considering those who pack for realism.  That said, this packer is very fun once you get past its appearance.  Porter is overrun with thick veins, that are designed to give pleasure to the recipient.  It has a decent sized head and relatively small balls.  The balls are large enough to give pleasure to the wearer during intercourse.

Porter is a pack and play packer.  This means that it has a bendable rod inside that allows the penis to be bent down for “flaccid” mode and bent up for “play” mode.  Porter functions well in the “bendy” department; It provides enough firmness for intercourse and it bends down enough when not in use.  Unfortunately, size matters, on both sides of the coin.  Porter is too small for satisfying intercourse for many women, but may be fine for others.  The packer is long enough, it is not wide enough.  When it comes to packing, Porter is too long and causes too big of a bulge.  Yes, it is obscene and yes, it scares people.

After the Porter is broken in, it bends a little better.  I found a relatively comfortable method of bending it that didn’t cause too big of a bulge after lots of trial and error.  Also, Porter is good for always being prepared for a quickie.  The size might not be the best, but it can satisfy a lover when used properly.

I was using the Porter almost daily when I began using the underwear band harness.  Until this time, I had merely been using underwear.  Over time, the band of the harness cut into the material of the Porter in the fold where the shaft hangs over the balls and I had to discontinue usage.  However, this is where we get creative.  When this happen, I discovered that the Porter could also be transformed into a stand to pee device as well as modified into other toys.

I had good times with the Porter, mainly because it was my first pack and play.  It is convenient and once you solve “the bulge”, it can be worn comfortably and transformed smoothly without interrupting the flow of things.  Despite its bulge and appalling fakeness, I was sad to see this one go.

Price: 4/5

Usability: 4/5

Durability: 3/5

Appearance: 2/5

Realism: 2/5

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